Is That My Girlfriend?

Lil Boy: Mama, is that my girlfriend?
Mama: Who?
Lil Boy: That girl right there.
Mama: I dont know, is that Beyonce?
Lil Boy: I think it is
Mama: Hey Beyonce, yo Boyfriend over here.
Me: Who me?
Mama: Yeah.
Me: Oh, Im your girlfriend?
Lil Boy: Yeah
Me: Well how we go talk boyfriend?
Mama: You gottah get her number.
Lil Boy: Can I have your number?
Me: Ofcourse you can *writes down number* Call me when ever you want to ok.
Lil Boy: Ok.
Me: Bye Boyfriend
Some Guy: Damne lil Mama, can I get yo number.
Me: Nope
Some guy: So that 2 year old can holla but I cant, thats fucked up