STUPID CONVERSATION

Girl 1: Lets go to McDonalds
Girl 2: I cant do Mickey D's Im tryna loose weight.
Girl 3: Well they got the snack wrap.
Girl 2: Whats a snack wrap?
Girl 1: Its this little wrap, got a chicken strip in, lettuce, cheese and ranch dressig, wraped in a little flour tortilla.
Girl 2: *smacks teeth* Why a flour tortilla, they always trying to turn everything mexican, et the go be talking about mexican nachos.
Girl 1: ......What?
Girl 3: ROFLMAO ARE YOU SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! NACHOS IS A MEXICAN DISH STUPID!
Girl 2: OH!
Girl 1: LMAO You hella dumb!

IF YOU CAN'T SAY NOTHING NICE....

Some females always showing thier bad sides.

I cant understand why females fell the need to put the next girl down. I really cant believe it makes them fell better about them selves, it just makes no sense to me.

My granny told me when I was younger "If you dont have nothing nice to say, dont say anything at all." I guess I just figured every one had that little talk and adapted it to thier everyday life, obviously I was wrong.

I seriously watched a few girls whole day get ruined because some females entered the the room their space. It's so sad, as if males dont hate on belittle females enough, we (not including me) happily do it to eachother. Then when it gets turned back around they sit there confused as to why they getting hated on.

The saddest part is its not even called for. Why not tell that girl her hair is cute instead of mugging hella hard, or do everyone a favor and STFU!!

- <3 Barbie

Let's Go Crazy

"Dearly Beloved,we gather here 2day 2 dicuss this thing called life.Electric word LIFE it means 4ever and thats a mighty long tym,but Im here 2 tell ya,theres somethn else, the after life.A world of never endn happines,U can always see the sun,day r night. So wen U call that shrink up n Beverly Hills,u know the 1, Dr. Erthing-gone be alright,instead of askn him how much of yo time is left,ask him how much of yo mind is baby,cuz in this life things r much harder then the after world.In this life ur on ur own. And when the elevator trys 2 get U down, go crazy" - Prince 'Lets Go Crazy'

Gottah Love that gorgeous Man right there.

Is That My Girlfriend?

Lil Boy: Mama, is that my girlfriend?
Mama: Who?
Lil Boy: That girl right there.
Mama: I dont know, is that Beyonce?
Lil Boy: I think it is
Mama: Hey Beyonce, yo Boyfriend over here.
Me: Who me?
Mama: Yeah.
Me: Oh, Im your girlfriend?
Lil Boy: Yeah
Me: Well how we go talk boyfriend?
Mama: You gottah get her number.
Lil Boy: Can I have your number?
Me: Ofcourse you can *writes down number* Call me when ever you want to ok.
Lil Boy: Ok.
Me: Bye Boyfriend
Some Guy: Damne lil Mama, can I get yo number.
Me: Nope
Some guy: So that 2 year old can holla but I cant, thats fucked up